This mourning my humans ordered room service
and had Trumpets for Brexit.
They ate so much poppycock,
they immediately had to go Putin.
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There must be a secret receipt inside that gobbledygook.
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[The Financial news is reporting:] (Brought to you by Pfizer)
‘’U.S. to start importing mass quantities of delirium…”
Sounds like something to invest in.
“…in trade for mushroom seeds and enriched Uranium…”
They still have everything stored in my Trash Bin.
“… at the highest levels of Confusionism…”
I hope they don’t change name if they get hacked again.
“…With Miser Inc. producing the most Pfirtilizer,
Shyster and Sons may or may not flood the market
as the price for glacial water has never been higher...''
If humans bottled that stuff it could sell like wildfire.
''…The best time to invest was last year.’’
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[For Lunch]
The free buffett offaled something stuffed with Fluffernutter
and something I couldn't believe wasn't butter.
I couldn’t be sure so I kept having another
and washed it down with a cold bottle of All Natural.
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I couldn’t pronoun a word on the back of the bottle
but those scientists sure know what they label.
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That’s why we’re a fast-food nation;
we like to know what we’re eating.
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[Emergency Report] (Brought to you by Pfizer)
Mass earthquake in Europe caused by people laughing
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[The afternoon weather report:] (Brought to you by Pfizer)
Showers in Asia
Showers in Africa
Showers in Europe, (but no one’s taking them)
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For dinner, we had take-out Chinese.
The cook was Mexican
and the delivery guy kept blaming the traffic on Russia.
But did promise the food had no K.G.B.
Hmmm-yummy
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[The Evening News Report] (Brought to you by Pfizer)
‘’President Elect supports America’s War of Terror''
It’s about time a rich fat cat catches a break in this country.
''...He plans on building a 100-foot-high wall -
and that Mexico is going to pay for it.
Mexican officials say they'll use prophets -
made from the production of 101-foot latters.''
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[World News Special Report:] (Brought to you by Pfizer)
''Scientologists discover new species of Homo ad hominem.
Creationists claim that six thousand years ago -
God made a six million-year-old fossil.
Even Atheists are calling it a miracle.''
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[The Overnight Forecast] (Brought to you by Pfizer)
‘’More of the same as the hot air rises.
So wear plenty of screen cleaner to protect you from Melania.’’
But Republicans say they plan to unpeel it
and cut-n-paste it with something terrific.
Tomorrow; or the day after.”
Just look what it’s doing to Trumpf's face.
I thought he was having trouble pushing out trumpets
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Today is our last night at the Lost Wages Resort Hotel
and Gambino.
Their towels are so fluffy, The human had trouble closing his suite case.
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He tried ordering burritos but they’ve all been deported.
He should've invested.
House Creeping can only give us Crapes…
(Eeew, Cooties!)
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There are Trumpettes
or
Kase of Blitzes.
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And all this time I thought the war was over.
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